Yarn: My father is a bowling ball. Garfield: Really? Yarn: Uh-huh? He thinks I'm soft. Garfield: Ba-da-CHING!
May 14, 2024
That’s the worst yarn I ever heard!
Stop whining we’ll sick a yarn tangling Cat on you!
The thought gets him all wound up. He’s all wrapped up in himself. He should learn to relax, go out and have a ball!
Bowling balls are hard, balls of yarn are soft.
But you are way more fun.
When you are done needling Garfield, would you please knit me a scarf?
Imagine dangling that huge ball in front of Garfield.
He could bat it away with one mightly flick!
xxx
Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…
But wool is so much more versatile.
“My father is a bowling ball”…. if I only had a nickel for every time that I heard that….
Instant Rimshot
Well, what did he expect when he married a sweather?
MJKesquire almost 10 years ago
That’s the worst yarn I ever heard!
Loijen almost 10 years ago
Stop whining we’ll sick a yarn tangling Cat on you!
SunflowerGirl100 almost 10 years ago
The thought gets him all wound up. He’s all wrapped up in himself. He should learn to relax, go out and have a ball!
Darryl Heine almost 10 years ago
Bowling balls are hard, balls of yarn are soft.
pamlicorat almost 10 years ago
But you are way more fun.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
When you are done needling Garfield, would you please knit me a scarf?
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Imagine dangling that huge ball in front of Garfield.
He could bat it away with one mightly flick!
xxx
weatherford.joe Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…
pcolli almost 10 years ago
But wool is so much more versatile.
Craig Lillywhite almost 10 years ago
“My father is a bowling ball”…. if I only had a nickel for every time that I heard that….
rgcviper almost 10 years ago
Instant Rimshot
littleworld almost 10 years ago
Well, what did he expect when he married a sweather?