JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 19, 2000
Transcript:
"What happened to the side of your car, pop?" "Your other had a little "run-in."" "She says she was blind-sided by the drive-thru window at the bank." "Is mom OK? I heard she was involved in an accident!" "She's suffering from sever embarrassmen, that's about it." "Uh-oh. What happened?" "She crashed into the drive-thru window at the bank." "Ho in the world?" "Why do you sound so surprised, Marcy?" "My mother is the worst driver on the planet!" "This is the same woman who sent fifteen driving instructors into early retirement!!" "The people at the bank were a lot more understanding than Joe is being." "They even gave me a free computer for my trouble." "So you can do your banking on-line!"