Pickles by Brian Crane for November 14, 2014

touché

That is better for the batteries.

Yes, cold is hard on batteries.

hope they dont eat that chicken after being in dishwasher

I know exactly how it goes. Once I caught myself putting the milk in the cupboard, and had to go back and get the cereal out of the refrigerator.

I put a box of cereal in the refrigerator. That’s Life.

You can actually cook a Bass in the dishwasher, so why not a chicken? Why is it we forget where we set something down while going about activities? I have done this all my life, but even more now that I am a senior.

To go with the frozen tv dinner.

For a moment there I thought the comic was about to take an unexpected X-rated turn. whew

You can cook fish in the dishwasher, naturally no soap… just one wash cycle. True Story…It poaches them.

I can relate. I’ve put the milk in the cupboard a time or two.

Hey, I’ve done that… you need two hands for the beer and the pizza…

I started to put the milk in the fridge. Luckily the jug was too tall to fit!

Um, no. I started to put the milk in the fridge – forgot what I was saying for a minute. I don’t remember if I ever had a memory.

What….Opal?..(panel 2)..Are you talking about “spooning?”

Once I was dusting when my girlfriend was over, and I said “I’m putting my water glass on the top shelf”. She asked “Why are you telling me that?” I said “I’m not telling you, I’m saying it out loud so I’ll remember where it is when I go looking for it ten minutes from now.”

I got really worried about where this strip was going when I read the 2nd panel… Whew!