Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 27, 2014
Transcript:
Pastis: Hey, Staci, are you going to your cousins house for Thanksgiving? Staci: Yes. And because we're now separated, I've texted them and told them you won't be there. Pastis: Oh, man. I bet they were disappointed. What'd they say? Staci: 'We're so happy we could cry.' Pastis: At least they cried.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
Don’t take it personally, Stephan — they’re just excited about getting more of the food for themselves.:Happy Turkey Day, everyone!
wiselad almost 10 years ago
at least they talking, the only bad thing is that he is in a jam, and without Yam
PICTO almost 10 years ago
“Separated”… maybe Staci can now start dating back in her own species.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
They’re probably crushed, and just compensating in denial.
juicebruce almost 10 years ago
Stephan have your own turkey day. Invite Goat,Pig, Bob…. ect………even Rat……………..Happy Thanksgiving! :-)
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Get thee to a Homeless Shelter, Cartoon-Boy! They’d even feed you on Thanksgiving Day. Then, back to your door-stoop basket, Loser!
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
this guy’s pathetic! Happy Thanksgiving everyone! be safe, and God bless
andrew5 almost 10 years ago
At least it’s a basket, not a casket
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
My guess he was a dud in bed, that will do it!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Masterskrain I am so sorry. Pop on over to Ballard Street. There are some terrific links etc. in the comments.Hope you can find some thankfulness in the season.
Mikel V almost 10 years ago
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you and your families and, please, before you yield to the “Black Friday Madness”, please think about the people who will have to skip the Thanksgiving with their families in order you can purchase another useless gadget at 2:00 A.M.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Happy Thanksgiving
XD-GEM almost 10 years ago
Happy Thanksgiving, Stephan. Bellieve it or not, you’re one of the things I’m thankful for.
foxsinger Premium Member almost 10 years ago
aw, Poor Stephen’s a basket case!Happy TG everyone!
whiteaj almost 10 years ago
I wonder of Staci really is his (ex?)-wife’s name…
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Awwww!
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Lyons Group, Inc. almost 10 years ago
He need to get out of that basket and get on with life. Move Forward
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
Ha!