The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 18, 2014
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Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: It takes two cups of coffee to get me started!
Brutus: It takes a couple gallons for me!
Mr. Veeblefester: That sounds like a bit of an exaggeration.
Brutus: No - really!
Brutus: I bathe in it!
Sounds similar to the blonde who called the dairy and asked them to deliver milk to her house so she could take a milk bath….the person answering the phone asked if she wanted the milk pasteurized…she replied that to her waist would be deep enough. (Sorry…horrible joke).
linsonl almost 10 years ago
Hadn’t thought of that.
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Ahhh, Osmosis!
paullp Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Typical bathtub holds about 50 gallons, doesn’t it? That’s a lot of coffee. Or do you just add a couple of gallons to the bath water?
jppjr almost 10 years ago
Sounds similar to the blonde who called the dairy and asked them to deliver milk to her house so she could take a milk bath….the person answering the phone asked if she wanted the milk pasteurized…she replied that to her waist would be deep enough. (Sorry…horrible joke).