Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for November 20, 2014

And thus a cat food ad jingle was born.

There is no pause button on a hungry cat. Nor indeed an off button.

Hurry up and feed me, says the hungry car. It’s almost time for me to poop on the carpet.

Some cats are more vocal than others. We have one like this, and one who almost never meows. Except he squeaks every time we dispense water from the fridge.

My house, 70 times a day. At least.

This would be a typical cat’s Twitter feed.

Actually its a dog in disguise. Snuck in the open window.Trying to convince the lady to turn over that yummy cat food.