Close to Home by John McPherson for December 21, 2014

Though it’s late, the holiday is still going on; so, Happy Hanukkah!

Does this mean we who don’t hzve social media accounts get ignored? What a bummer!

That’s why I don’t have a FB account

Certainly identifies who is irritating.

If you aren’t on Facebook, Santa has to depend on the Elf on the Shelf.

Of course you may have a FBI account. Or maybe a NSA account – actually we all probably have one of those.

Blatantly obvious in most cases.

Also, who gives a shieut? The whole thing is a crokkkk of you know what.

So there actually IS a use to Facebook…who knew?

Scyphi,In his thriller titled A Tap on the Window, Linwood Barclay tells of a private investigator who uses Facebook to learn about his late son’s friends and classmates, then tracks them down and interviews them. Or their parents get interviewed.