Pat Oliphant for May 17, 1985
Transcript:
Republicans: Soon as that bum leaves, I'll swindle this old geezer out of that check... Come election time, he won't even be around to nail me. Democrats: If I protect this old coot from that shyster, mebbe he'll remember me as a hero, come election time. Punk: Bums an' shysters an' us, oh, my.