Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 24, 2014

Graham and his feathers has kept The Costume Annex and Hand Laundry in the black for several years now.The Loin Cloth is a new item I see, very fetching, I think it also comes in Puce, Heliotrope and Magenta.

Kudos to Graham for his new-found bravery, and his joy in self-expression…

But I gotta warn him… if he ever walks down to the docks, alone, in that outfit…especially on a Saturday night when there’s a merchant ship in port…

In spite of the Sheriff’s best efforts, and BatPug on patrol, and Lt. Canine ’s Anti-Hate-Crimes Unit…He might, unfortunately, find himself perfectly costumed for his swan song.

So until we can make the Ballard St. docks area as safe as we’d all like to see it…please, Graham…stay up at this end…Come in to the Tiki….and we’ll raise a glass or two….

And you can have all the little umbrellas you want in yours….even if you’re drinking straight Jack with a beer back.

Bev…Like those boots aren’t in your closet right now!

You may think nobody saw you last Tuesday night, dancing around the living room wearing them…. and that leopard miniskirt!But really…if a person is walking by another person’s house late at night and hears a muffled, live duet of “I Got You Babe”..I mean…wouldn’t a person expect another person to peek??

And if a window blind just happened to have apparently gotten stuck on something and stayed open just a crack in the lower right corner…I mean…. someplace …

Well you know.

BTW… Mr. Beviek looks oddly good in that wig…. don’t tell him I saw it though….

Graham’s gone crackers.

Graham’s into either opera or heavy metal. Maybe he’s auditioning for a role in a remake of “Flash Gordon”.

Good mmorning to the denizens of Ballard St.Graham,would fit right in at the Crown and Anchor.[p-town]I used to hang at the Focsal.rain today,Spot is wet and i don’t wanna do nutti’n. :) Peace.

careful dere gRam… yer rite fut is bout 4 3/4 inchis over teh line… evin tho teht sidewok is in yer frunt yard, its stil Ballerd Cty municipul propity…. an yew nose thet Mundays is “nO pubic da splayin uv fethery garb wit wyte plether go-go butes a loud witowt a pErmit…”speekin ov pERmits…bEV, ah had a perMit layin rounD frum abowt a yeer ago or sew… buttah cant finet it…. ya scene it???

The world isn’t ready for Graham! (But Ballard Street is a different matter…)

Fly up here and dust the light house will ya?…….

Graham looks like he came out of the closet, but not yours, BEV. More like Tiny Tim’s or Liberace…

Everything I learned about fashion as a young girl, I learned from reading Achie comics, especially Betty and Veronica! If they wore it, I had it, lol

That’s Archie comics, lol

Good Night Ballard Dears. It’s been a long and tiring day here.

Doesn’t Graham look like he is about to Tiptoe Through The Tulips, Bev?

Number Six said, about 14 hours agoThat’s so last season.-—Yes, isn’t it, Dahling? Lol

Good morning Balladeers!