Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 10, 2014
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Where's the real Rodeo Jones, lake front? Rodeo Jones: You wouldn't shoot me! I'm too good a kisser! Cobra Carson: Oh, please! You've got lips like a mummified mongoose! Rodeo Jones: Yow! Cobra Carson: Now talk! Rip Haywire: Hey, Cobra! Just passin' by... whazzup? Cobra Carson: Ha! I knew you weren't dead, Rip! Skull has Rodeo! I've been playing along with his scheme trying to get my sugar bullet Sheriff back. Rip Haywire: Why didn't you ask me for help? As your ex, I... Cobra Carson: Uh... awkward. TNT: Yeh, Rip, you really need to watch more romantic comedies.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Rip, remember that you are the married type now. Stop socializing with the single ladies without your wife present.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Wow, six panels today! I’m impressed, Dan.
imbaldeagle over 9 years ago
With shootin’ like that, Cobra, you’re threatenin’ his family jewels.
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
How would she know what mummified mongoose lips are like ? Has she kissed many ?
warjoski Premium Member over 9 years ago
No one should watch more romantic comedies
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Well, well, well… Cobra will never cease to amaze me. She really does like Rodeo Jones.…And let’s not forget Rodeo’s little sister, Mini-Cobra.
B LeCren over 9 years ago
I think she like Rodeo because he has some loot stashed away…
DorianKTB over 9 years ago
I hope Breezy won’t hear about this and give her the wrong impression; she and Rip are married now, with a bun in the oven!