When Arlene was six she asked for a dart gun for Christmas, Her mother said “You’ll put your eye out”. So the first thing she did when she and Gunther got married was to buy a dart gun. Gunther wishes she had asked tor a cat instead.
My imaginary house in the imaginary Ballard District was designed by Roger Dean. He would not design a house like that.
Also, Arlene would have been eaten by the imaginary Annie Conda, Empress of All She Knows About. There aren’t many 40 foot constrictors in Ballard Land.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 10 years ago
That’s only because he’s losing.
ladykat about 10 years ago
I like it!
damifid0 about 10 years ago
Good morning everyone. Draw pok’er. With a twist. Looks like Arlene is quick on the trigger. Peace.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 10 years ago
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 10 years ago
To HHH:Unfortunately they couldn’t find the dictionary so they could correctly spell “marriage.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 10 years ago
Arlene seems to be having a great time. So suck it up, Gunther!
jack fairbanks about 10 years ago
Well, you made me get rid of the cat…
Vet Premium Member about 10 years ago
Now that is a game of War. Who ever loses gets darted.
ChessPirate about 10 years ago
Arlene’s reaction time seems to have improved since Gunther switched to Decaf…
Storm F-1/4 about 10 years ago
Ouch! He got shot in the booby. I bet that hurt!……………………………………….What?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 10 years ago
When Arlene was six she asked for a dart gun for Christmas, Her mother said “You’ll put your eye out”. So the first thing she did when she and Gunther got married was to buy a dart gun. Gunther wishes she had asked tor a cat instead.
pcolli about 10 years ago
My imaginary house in the imaginary Ballard District was designed by Roger Dean. He would not design a house like that.
Also, Arlene would have been eaten by the imaginary Annie Conda, Empress of All She Knows About. There aren’t many 40 foot constrictors in Ballard Land.
pcolli about 10 years ago
Also he looks nothing like me.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 10 years ago
Its funny.Who gives a ****** about the spelling or grammar?
Shikamoo Premium Member about 10 years ago
Arlene is getting her revenge for Gunther winning Crazy Eights on their Honeymoon. Arlene’s resentment runs deep, but she hid it well until now.
Tigressy 14 days ago
Not Batman:
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Dry and Dusty Premium Member 14 days ago
Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 13 days ago
As Arlene prepares to take another shot.