Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 02, 2014
December 01, 2014
December 03, 2014
Transcript:
DARK SIDE OF THE HORSE SINE: whoa! Thats a lot paper! HH: Yeah... Im helping out the old school bureaucrats association by doing some of their paperwork. SINE: Old school bureaucrats? You must be kidding. HH: I AM not. They aim to preserve to hold bureaucratic habits for future generations! SINE: UH, that sounds fun, Can I help to? HH: For real? SINE: Yeah! Great! You can apply for the job by filling out these 375 forms!
J Short almost 10 years ago
Then we run a background check. You have to pay a $25 fee for that. Then you have to take a test; there’s another $25 fee. Then it has to be approved by over 50% of the committee; which only meets on one Tuesday a month. Your application is only good for 30 days; so if it expires you have to re-submit your application.
Argythree almost 10 years ago
Um, what is it that we are applying for, exactly?
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
In Fail Safe (both the book and the movie), one character says that if there were ever a nuclear war, the survivors would include file clerks because they’re surrounded by tons of paper which is an excellent insulator.:If World War Three broke out today, Horace wouldn’t even notice.
coyteabby almost 10 years ago
The French. Bidet