Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 04, 2014

Porked?

You always amaze me ,nice smiley on the watch.Who knows , maybe goat next?

Mary, Mary, quite contrary.

Mary had a little lamb,Her daddy shot it dead,And now she takes her lamb to school,Between two slabs of bread.

You call that porker little? She looks like she is going whole hog.

Mary had a little lambThis tale you’ve heard before.But did you know she passed her plateAnd had a little more?

Hey, we’d all like a little ham, but I’d prefer a lotta bacon!

“Mary had a little lamb, a little pork, a little jam”. I don’t remember the rest of it.

LOL Doc!

Hi Digital! When you get here! :-)

Yummm – ham! Doctor Toon – clever and funny! All the poets – oldies but goodies!

Thom…………..very very funny today!

Mary had a little lamb,She also had a bear.We always saw Mary’s lamb.But, we never saw her………..

oldie but goodie!

“Mary had a little lamb,She also had a little pork,A little beef, a little fish,All upon her little fork!”

I confess, that one is mine. sorry!

There is a stone heart in the crook of Mary’s staff…

Good one, JustJoking!

Now why would she think of Junk Mail, gopher gofer?

Right. T’ain’t nuthin’ worse than ham in a can.