Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 22, 2014

Crazy cats ladies are the worst.They don’t deserve all those poor sacrifices we give them.Poop in her shoes instead.

Some people just shouldn’t have pets, I guess.I think she may be a robot.

My first cat was dismayed by the fact that all the little dead things she brought me got chucked out. So she started bringing me little live things.

I got an entire series of mice, moles, voles, and ground squirrels who were damp, miffed, and covered in cat spit, but otherwise apparently unharmed. They, at least, got to live in a “holding cell” for a day or two before they were driven back out into the countryside. I think that worked out better for everyone involved.

Congrats on the least accurate cat cartoon ever.

I used to praise my cat when she brought mice,etc. She did a good job,keeping our house from infestation. Poor ’ol Wendy.Then there was Lucky,a pinto horse,I used to ride him to deliver news papers to townies.Spot1 was here also,too.Now Spot2 is here,but 16yrs is a long time for dogs of his breed. My 70yrs are coming to a close,sooner than later,me thinks.Heh,heh. Peace.

My cat loves killing mice and anything else small, warm and wiggly. The fact she brings them home and leaves them at my feet is probably less about being an offering than showing off. “See? I did this! I’m GOOD!”