Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 27, 2014
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December 28, 2014
Transcript:
Dad, how do I know if a girl really likes me or just wants me for my body? Like any other binary situation: perform a task to eliminate one possibility, then except what remains. Soon... I'm coaching myself in macerated worms! Aaah! Hey! Do you still wanna discuss what kind of music we both like? Shallow.
Ida No about 10 years ago
It apparently wasn’t because of shared hobbies.This may be a good time to pick a hobby that doesn’t include worms. I suggest spiders.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
You have to accept that it may have been a flawed test, and that she just doesn’t like worms. Good science is about devising tests that remove such uncertainties.
Michelle Morris almost 10 years ago
Or maybe she doesn’t like morons-with or without worms,
sougieboss over 5 years ago
that dad is mean