Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 17, 2015
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Transcript:
Ralph: Honeybunch would kill me if she knew I got up for a midnight snack. Hmm... We have three cartons of ice cream. I'll have one spoonful of each! That way, she won't notice I've gotten into them! Too bad I can't think this clearly during the day!
noahproblem about 10 years ago
I would not put it past her to take pictures of the insides of those cartons before she went to bed – she could probably even tell if even a single spoonful was missing.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 10 years ago
But there’s no light in the freezer.
dadoctah about 10 years ago
There’s one in mine. One of those little LED lights with the sticky stuff on the back. Have to turn it on by hand though.
Chris Kenworthy about 10 years ago
Just as long as they’ve all been started, Ralph. She’ll notice even a tiny spoonful in a pristine surface layer of ice cream. ;)
junemmoffatt about 10 years ago
“There’s ice cream on your breath, Ralph!”