Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 15, 2015

I have personally invaded Nachos Supreme many times.

Goat candies!The best kind!Pinata away, Rat! Pinata away!

Burrito Colorado is no safe here.

Candy, yes. But most people would call them “giblets”.

Chile Relleno for a fictional nation sounds better than the Germ achy nation of “Ostrich”

Synchronicity with Luann today…

Who was it that called it yesterday about Rat pretending to be a diplomat from some made-up nation? Congratulations on being a clairvoyant!

Don’t worry goat….we of the Nation of Cabrito have your back. If Rat gets out of hand we will send in the Ghost peppers to avenge you.(Texican Café in Austin has some of the best this side of the border.)

He’s full of goat cheese……..SWING AWAY !!!!!!

Pig is a willing accomplice to Rat’s intended violence! Shame! Deport Pig to Chili Relleno!I expect Rat will soon enough stage a coup and promote himself to El Jefe Grande….

is goat stuffed enough to be a pinata? i guess it depends on how full of himself he is?

No, Pig. Just blood and guts.

xxx

So it could be a word game to say “tamal de mole”. Don´t know why it didn´t appear in the first message.

Is travel to “Chile Verde” still banned?

You just can’t help yourself, can you?

This also seems like a set up to a pun for some reason…

Maybe I can become U.S. Ambassador to Vondervotteimittiss before they recognize Rat’s country. Hmmm, problem is I’d first have to take up the fiddle and learn get clocks to chime thirteen o’clock.

Fun fact: “you have insulted my people. prepare to be a pinata” is a reference to “you killed my father. prepare to die”

THE CAROLINA REAPER SHALL REAP THEIR SOULS IN VENGEANCE.