Pluggers by Rick McKee for January 05, 2015

I don’t know, you priced Sneakers (excuse ME, ‘Athletic Shoes’) lately?

cannot afford “Athletic Shoes” I buy sneakers when they wear out .

no Velcro?

If you tie them loose enough, they become slip-ons.

And yet he still can’t figure out why his wife left…

Do you guys have a spy camera at my place???? :)

I switched to cowboy boots years ago. Easier to get on, no shoe strings to tie. And with a special device I bought, even easier to get off ! Trimming toe nails is my form or exercise.

Yes – anything having to do with the feet gets harder and harder.

Cutting toenails is my big thing! I always leave a jagged edge or two to catch on my socks!

OK. I won’t even MENTION getting into one’s tights for the winter! (Um, actually, that sounds like I get into my tights once for all winter. While there’s an appealing side to that thought, I do remove them each evening.)

Can anyone tell me why the “laces” (as opposed to shoe strings) are so long…that you have to double tie them? That makes for even more strain!!!

This hits waaaaaay too close to home today…

It’s why I wear slip-on shoes, old man! I even have side-zip work boots.