Pat Oliphant for January 26, 1995
January 25, 1995
January 27, 1995
Transcript:
The far-reaching effects of the Simpson Trial Hours worked decrease in proportion to hours spent watching trial. Productivity drops accordingly. Housing starts down. Alan Greenspan responds by raising interest rates (what else?) Panicked president, in state of nation address, blames simpson, loses sympathy of viewers. Republicans jubliant, expect win in '96.
