Pat Oliphant for May 04, 1995

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Cat: Mr. Clinton's first Surgeon General got run off because she mentioned masturbation. Punk: Hey, there's a word I never thought I'd see in a cartoon. Cat: Now there are republicans on the hill who would make abortion the issue to defeat Dr. Foster's nomination. Punk: Um. Cat: There'd be none of this nonsense if the religious right would just seek to ban all sex completely! Punk: Shhh - they'll hear you! Cat: All they'd need to do is bully it through the Senate. Punk: I'm selling my condom stock.