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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 26, 2015

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  1. Winslow4
    Quantum Leaper  about 10 years ago

    Somebody need to wear red to bed.

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    Toonerific  about 10 years ago

    For intimacy you need a plate of spaghetti with only one meatball.

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    orinoco womble  about 10 years ago

    Hey, at least he sleeps in the same room with you, instead of immediately heading out to his place after the act…

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    jud03005  about 10 years ago

    Just lose the headboard and foot board.

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    Darryl Heine  about 10 years ago

    A bedpost is not a doghouse!

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 10 years ago

    “And can we please put on some music by someone other than Vince Guaraldi?”

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