Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 12, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 9 years ago

    I agree with Calvin; I also prefer mustard on my triceratops sandwich. Also rye, not white, and a side order of onion rings.

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    spaced man spliff  over 9 years ago

    I’ll have the corned triceratops on an onion roll.

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    phylum  over 9 years ago

    wait till calvin becomes a teenager…this would be a snack…

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    Susie Derkins :D  over 9 years ago

    I prefer Ranch then Mustard and Mayonnaise.

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    Gigantor  over 9 years ago

    Most good recipes for homemade mayo include a bit of mustard.

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Did Calvin even think about how he was going to eat it with arms like that?

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    rentier  over 9 years ago

    What a big hunger!!

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    Over here in Hawaii, you just can’t find good triceratops at the deli.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Calvin may still be thirsty after just that one glass of milk.In Calvin’s imagination, at the upper left, his mom is wearing the same shirt as at the lower right, but her pants/shorts are different.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Today’s Calvin and Hobbes strip is from 20 years ago, so it must have been before the triceratops was on the endangered species list. Today this strip wouldn’t be believable.

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    GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago

    My mother would have asked me what I wanted in my sandwich. She would also have known to never give me mayonnaise.

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    Ray49FL  over 9 years ago

    we r really what we eat?

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    rshive  over 9 years ago

    I would banish onions to another universe. But Mustard makes everything better, even triceratops.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago

    @Carl R and @Reppr: That explains it. Maybe Calvin’s mom had to change her pants after cutting up the triceratops.The huge package on top of the car reminds me of the ending to the Flintstones where Fred orders dinosaur ribs and it tips the car over.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 9 years ago

    Come to think of it, her apron looks perfectly clean.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 9 years ago

    Calvin lives in a house with a VERY tall ceiling in the kitchen……..

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    Zero-Gabriel  over 9 years ago

    Well that’s gonna come back to bite Calvin’s Mom’s rear-end… in due time, of course.

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    KEA  over 9 years ago

    uh, i suppose I shouldn’t mention the dino looks more like a T-Rex than a Triceratops?

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    Jules934  over 9 years ago

    That is not a Triceratops. The Triceratops is lizard-hipped and has 3 (tri) horns. That looks more like a T-Rex. But the concept is very good.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    There are some folks who call me a dinosaur!

    I don’t think it is meant as a complement…

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    I would say about 3,500 sandwiches would fill him up.xxx

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I have just one question; where do you buy buns that size?

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    fdctlcmjc  over 9 years ago

    Nowadays i prefer sriracha sauce

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I wonder to what extent T-Rex actually tasted its food. I imagine them being more like dogs; just snarf and go.

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    doverdan  over 9 years ago

    It is likely that triceratops meat tastes “just like chicken.”.We now know that the birds (Aves) evolved from a branch of dinosaurs, however one closer to Tyrannosaurus Rex than to the Triceratops.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Chickens same from Tyrannosaur, so does it taste like T-rex?

    You know Night-Gaunt, this is a question to which we may never know the answer…

    BTW, have you see Jurassic World yet?

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