Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 30, 2015
August 29, 2015
August 31, 2015
Transcript:
Alien: "Blogg! Ukh muggablukk SPIFF!" Alien 2: "SPIFF?! Blecck blecck!" Spaceman Spiff: "We join our her, the courageous Spaceman Spiff, as he flees the awful, bug beings of Zartron-9!" Spaceman Spiff: "Spiff's only chance is a daring stretegy of head-to-head combat! Our hero swings around and readies his computer-guided DEATH RAY BLASTER!" Spaceman Spiff: "..Tum te tum tum..." Spaceman Spiff: "I wish this booted up father. C'mon c'mon" Spaceman Spiff: "There we go. Let's see, get the 'file' icon...double click on "blaster"..." Spaceman Spiff: "Hmm, pull down "setting"...get the dialog box...click on "rays" select "death"... hit "ok." Hey, what's the matter? Why didn't my screen chance?!" Spaceman Spiff: "Hit "F1" for "help"... "about blasters"... nope... "calibrating blasters"...nope... "charging the fizzler"...no..."fizzling the charger"...no" "incineration guidelines"...oh, this is annoying!" Spiff: "Oh wait, I didn't enter the number of volts! That's it! Type in "gazillions" hot "ok" WHAT?! "Invalid setting" DARN! Go back to "volts," highlight "gazillion," press "delete." Type in..." Spiff: "SPIFF IS HIT! He's going DOWN!" Dad: "Hey, why don't this boot up? Has somebody been playing with this thing?!" Calvin: "The whole thing went down, dad. Luckily I jumped clear at the last second"
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BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Volts? LeadingEdge is going to have to explain that to me.
Susie Derkins :D about 9 years ago
Press CTRL! ALT! DEL! to bail!
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Thanks.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 9 years ago
Push F8 and reboot the system , Dad
Scorpio Premium Member about 9 years ago
Combat in space – Powered by Windows™. Seems not much has changed in 20 or so years
phylum about 9 years ago
my guess is he has a.o.l.
e.groves about 9 years ago
Naughty, naughty. But funny.
Hobbes Premium Member about 9 years ago
Looks like Calvin may have to jump clear a second time, in order to avoid being booted up to his room.Let’s see… I think I’ll post a couple of comic strips today using HTML…… Tum Te Tum Tum….. Type in “img src=”…….. no, wait, that should be “a href=” before using “img src=”…… forgot the left bracket……. gotta locate the image URL and then copy and paste it……. almost forgot to specify the width……. Why won’t this display correctly?…… Oh — I left out the second quotation mark……. Gotta put in the alternate name…. Almost forgot the “/a”…… Why can’t GoComics upgrade this thing to Fortran?…… It’s displaying the comic strip in black and white but I’ve got to go to a different year and date to locate the color version….. Now I’ve got to start the whole thing over for the second comic strip……. That one won’t display correctly at all……. Must be a bug in the GoComics software this time….. Gotta retype a portion of the HTML even though it was keyed in correctly….. What’s that smoke coming out of my computer? ….. No, wait, it’s coming out of my ears……
To view the following strips in the archive and help GoComics generate revenue, please click on the blue archive links below. To view the strips directly, click on the images below or stretch them.Ziggy (January 2, 2010)Pearls Before Swine (December 23, 2009)jrankin1959 about 9 years ago
Passwords, Dad, passwords…
redstart about 9 years ago
:>)
Poollady1 about 9 years ago
If only computers were that simple, Calvin…………………
diggertsi about 9 years ago
Ah, yes….Windows 3.1!
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
Press any key to continue…
Number Three about 9 years ago
My (then) 2 year old cousin was pressing buttons on my laptop and I was terrified he was going to damage it somehow!I guess it was my own fault for lifting him up on my chair. xxx
Hobbes Premium Member about 9 years ago
@LeadingEdge: I included the Fortran reference because I knew some would get a chuckle out of it. Similar frustrations to HTML on GoComics — get one thing wrong, and your punch cards won’t run your program properly on the mainframe.
rgcviper about 9 years ago
I like the line about charging the fizzler and fizzling the charger.
Logan556 about 9 years ago
:D
Pthhht! about 9 years ago
If Spiff used a Mac, he wouldn’t have these problems.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
@k9mac@neverenoughgold i can only WISH….
And your wish is???
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
@LeadingEdgeThanks.I’ve been using computers since the early 80s and I don’t remember doing that.
Logan556 about 9 years ago
http://bignatebooks.com/sites/default/files/Big%20Nate%20Blog%20Post%207-10-15_0.jpg?1436534888
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
Logan556 about 9 years ago
I’m on Mobile so I can’t send pictures
bmonk about 9 years ago
Why not 1.21 gigawatts?
Romeo2Delta2 over 5 years ago
I give credit to any 6-year old who can actually alter the boot sequence of a Windows 95, which is what that looks like.
desperateminecraftgamer almost 5 years ago
Maybe he should try Alt F4