Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 06, 2015

Cycling on a cold day is weird? Oh boy, I thought that would help keep the body warmer

Missed a golden opportunity for a kite eating tree reference

There is nothing more dangerous of cycling in the cold .

A skeleton wearing a yellow shirt with a black zigzag stripe, perhaps?

I had a weird event this morning. While training my organ pieces a spider let herself down from ceiling and sat down on the keys. It was an enormous spider and I was startled very much!!

The weirdest things and events often are not far away!!

Ah, this explains Calvin’s fear of bikes.

Less chance of swallowing bugs when you cycle in winter.

Does he even lift?

A skeleton walked into a bar and said,, “give me a beer and a mop”

Motorcycles can only be used in Spring, Summer, and I think… Fall..?

Charlie Brown must have gotten lost and wound up in the wrong comic strip hence panel seven.

Unless I’m mistaken, this would be the last appearance of Calvin’s dad.

Calvin, as lovable as he is, is often the prime example of weirdness.

Weirdness, like charity, begins at home.

As I always say “Everybody is weird in their own way” It doesn’t matter who we are or where we come from.

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This is my resting heart rate. Not that anybody gives a flying fig.

So, nobody thinks a six year old talking to his stuffed tiger and getting a response from said tiger is weird?

Well, that’s weird…

Add “weird” to the list : foreign, seize, neither, leisure, forfeit, height & weird.

Well, they’re not going to find a bald bird if they’re looking up.

I had to go back and reread the comic because I had zero idea how we got on the subject of heartbeats per minute.

More weirdness…

yay yesterday (this days strip) was my birthday: dec 6, 2015, i turn 11!

All numbers are interesting—maybe even weird. There is a proof.

What a beautiful set-up for stating one of Aristotle’s main tenets: Weirdness always starts at home.