Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 11, 2015

No, really… you never sausage a mess…You mustard missed the news….just get your buns in gear and ketchup with them!

I hope they can find the common link.

I guess Dan Thompson didn’t hear the song about how Oscar Mayer spells b-o-l-o-g-n-a.

Beautiful job this morning Susan. Your talents are galore!!

There are all sorts of by-products from the explosion.

“And its first name was oscar”

Old joke: What is baloney? Where nice girls keep their skirts.

I wonder if their balonly tastes as bad as their hot dogs.

The worst!

Oink!

Don’t play with trolls. It just encourages them.

Isn’t there some way to stop mindless attempts to run up posting totals like “Juice am Charlie”, or “I see”?