john: I think i'll do something rugged and manly
lady: Like what?
john: mow the lawn with my shirt off!
john: I'm stuck
garfield: now's your chance to make a run for it
Not to mention it’s February. And there’s snow on the ground (at least, here in Virginia). And it’s below freezing with sub-zero wind chills. You’ll freeze your…bellybutton.
Joseph Arnold over 9 years ago
Please Jon don’t do it. You are not Vladimir Putin.
jackianne1020 over 9 years ago
Mumblix Premium Member over 9 years ago
I had to mow my lawn last Friday. Though most of what I mowed was weeds.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 9 years ago
“Please Jon, don’t do it. You are not Vladimir Putin.*-Lord no. Nobody wants to be that guy!
Aaron Saltzer over 9 years ago
I wonder why Liz always looks at Garfield at times like these.
patsy62 over 9 years ago
I got trapped in a night gown once. All the shoulder straps got tangled.
Dr_Fogg over 9 years ago
-5.4 F this morning. Brrr
Number Three over 9 years ago
That’s right, Jon.
Be wild!
xxx
The Collector almost 4 years ago
Garfield’s like “it’s too late for me but save yourself.”
camerondawson over 1 year ago
you can make a boy grow but that doesn’t make him a man