The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 08, 2015
January 07, 2015
January 09, 2015
Transcript:
Truth in Advertising Tony the Tiger: They'rrre just okay. Doctor: It's emphysema. Ronald McDonald: Maybe take it easy on the milkshakes. Man: Hey! You're not supposed to melt in my hand! Red M&M: At my age, it's hard to control.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 9 years ago
The clown never offered milkshakes. They carefully call them shakes, as they’ve never contained milk.
jreckard over 9 years ago
It’s the fake thing.Keeps going … for a while.When you don’t care very much, but you want to send the very last minute.Have it your weight.
J Short over 9 years ago
Schaefer is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one.Interpretation: It’s a cheap beer to get buzz on.
Qiset over 9 years ago
Most likely the grimmace (sp) wasn’t eating at Mac Dee’s. So he was actually getting a Milk Shake.
Francis Lapeyre Premium Member over 9 years ago
Actually, Joe Camel died from cancer of the hump.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
Extend this to Customer Service: “Your call is important to us; Just not THAT important”.When the recording tells me, “This call may be recorded….”, I say “Oh please, oh please, oh please”.Then there’s the “Unusually high call volume” routine….. At three in the morning?