Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 15, 2015

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    Argythree  almost 10 years ago

    I don’t know about that… I haven’t seen that piece of paper in a few years, but, from what I remember, all it said was the name of the University, the degree and the date. Nothing about how I know what I’m doing…

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    “I have a Master’s degree…. in SCIENCE!!”

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    Ida No  almost 10 years ago

    In the sciences, a Master’s is usually a sign that you weren’t good enough to get a PhD, or able to get a job with a Bachelor’s.

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    cleokaya  almost 10 years ago

    You may know, we don’t.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 10 years ago

    Many a business has a headstone that reads, “I have an MBA. Of course I know how to run the company!”

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    Proginoskes  almost 10 years ago

    I’ll see your Master’s degree and raise you three Doctorates.

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    rongillmore  almost 10 years ago

    …so you are good at jumping through hoops and acting superior to others.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I worked for a med school research department. A master’s degree was given to anyone who completed the graduate student course work, passed their prelims, but didn’t go on to write a thesis, do the research for it, failed their thesis defense, or whatever else stifled their progress. A consequence of this was that a med school master’s did not get you the traction that an engineering or computer science master’s would in industry. It was looked down upon as a participation ribbon that said, “well, at least you tried.”

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    If you get enough of them in one cemetery, you have a consensus.

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    llong65  almost 10 years ago

    that comment is equal to the redneck one…“hey you’all watch this”

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    Dour Scotsman  almost 10 years ago

    I’ve found that most people who scoff at anyone with advanced education…….never got much past High School.

    Mines an MBA by the way, but I stuck with being an engineer :)

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    hariseldon59  almost 10 years ago

    “Just like so many other stereotypes, your generality is faulty.”

    The same applies to what mwaurelius posted above.

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    Nabuquduriuzhur thanks. I thought I was seeing things when I was in the dunes at Lake Michigan….The sand DOES look pink in bright sunlight. Thank you…I think I kind of know why now….

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    Teachers almost have to get a masters. You have to keep going to school or you don’t get raises in pay… As long as you have to take classes anyway, you might as well just go ahead and get a masters…

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    ladykat  almost 10 years ago

    I’ll see your fancy degrees and raise you a life of practical, hands-on experience.

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    dabugger  almost 10 years ago

    Hafass to know where.

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    patsy62  almost 10 years ago

    Too funny…especially to a Postal employee !

    Re: cartoon..another self-aggrandizing Mensa member bites the dust

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    loner34  almost 10 years ago

    Ah yes the educated “elite”.

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    dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Uummm…those who CAN get a job; everyone else stays in school?

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    dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    and from BrassOrchid: “If you get enough of them in one cemetery, you have a consensus.” The difference is that in the meeting there is no consensus.

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    dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Both of my brothers have several advanced degrees and are putting them to good use in their fields. They also value education for the sake of learning more than for its supposed earning power (although they both went into very demanding professional fields.) But for those who go to college only for its earning power (and in many cases to put off maturing past puberty-based behavior), I can only say what novice con man Johnny Hooker said to his supposed mentor, Henry Gondorff, finding him hung over in a bathtub: Luther said you could teach me. I already know how to drink.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 10 years ago

    “THE FIVE MOST DANGEROUS THINGS IN THE US NAVY”

    A Seaman saying, “I learned this in Boot Camp…”A Petty Officer saying, “Trust me, sir…”A Lieutenant JG saying, “Based on my experience…”A Lieutenant saying, “I was just thinking…”A Chief chuckling, “Watch this …”USN 65-95

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    unca jim  almost 10 years ago

    Pseudo-Sophists hurling invective here, each trying to out-disprove the other. It’s been my experience that growing up poor, intellectually curious and being bullied by the ‘stupes’ (who stayed home, got a union job and enjoyed a life of wine, Roses, ‘Jeannies,’ ‘Lindas’ and the occasional ‘Nancy’ before the wife found out about them) that it was far easier to take my curiosities to other schools, both military and night studies and here I am, retired, debt-free, a few bucks in the bank and our headstone already bought and paid for, just lacking the last four numbers for me. My advice was/is to the kids, grand-nieces and nefews is to find your passion, follow it and you’ll never have to ‘get a job’ wherever you travel. There’s too few artisans, craftsmen and just plain out and out sorts that made America for what it is and we’re just sinking into the ….. Oh, hell……forget it.

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    Dtroutma  almost 10 years ago

    But his degree did support one “shovel ready” job!!

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    Guilty Bystander  almost 10 years ago

    Given what’s being taught in college now amid an atmosphere of intolerance, it’s probably a better use of money to just buy a fake degree online…at least one of THOSE might be worth the paper they’re printed on.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Experience still provides the most enduring education with the highest values, though the graduation rate is ultimately zero.

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    Education is about learning more about things. Higher education is just about learning even more. That’s all. If it helps you get a better job, so be it…The main reason to learn more, (get an advanced education), is to know more. It feels good to know more. A feeling that is worth the money….What’s wrong with learning more?

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    Craig Lillywhite  almost 10 years ago

    After two, ya git the 3rd degree….

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    reynard61  almost 10 years ago

    @ NightShade09: MBA = More Bad Advice

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    Hunter7  almost 10 years ago

    I have no degree. Just a lot of trivial trivia floating around in the head. And what you are about to do – I don’t think it is done quite like that. In fact, I think that will hurt. Yup. Hurt.

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