Kliban by B. Kliban for January 30, 2015

2 Corinthians 11:14.

In Heaven there is no beer.That’s why we drink it here.And when we’re gone from here.Our friends will be drinking all the beer.

When I get to heaven, I have one question for whoever’s in charge of answering questions: what happened to Salvatore Quanucci?

Somehow I doubt heaven is in Patterson NJ! Perhaps someplace a bit uhhh Warmer?

Oh, now…….How about some nice wine and cheese for the more discerning pallet?Heaven is what you make of it…..right? (ha)

One man’s Heaven is another man’s…..

Ah that each of us might have our personal fantasies made true when we get to heaven….

Maybe HE was rear-ended by a Clydesdale.

Then he woke up.

Vino however is not made with Hops…..each person should have their own Heaven.

Reminds me of this:

Nah, some people never outgrow childhood. That’s why they always act like babies.Actually, kids are more sensitive to bitter flavors, which is why they don’t like broccoli. Some adults never outgrow that, so certain good beers won’t taste good. Then again, some people are opinionated enough that they’ve decided they won’t like something simply because they don’t want to. I’ve met a few morons that have said the same thing about scotch whiskey.