Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 12, 2015
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richard's poor almanack by richard thompson who needs newspapers? every day, billions of readers open up a newspaper to get their "news fix" and to enjoy the crisp paperosity that only a newspaper has. but there are others who need newspapers too- man: ah! going out the washington post like kids! did you know that 98% of pinatas construceted of papier mache are made of - that's right! - newspapers! kid: ha ha! thanks, news-papers! guy: why, this is a work of art. put the money in a the association of blackmail and ransom note traditionalist says its membership is unanimous in pre-ferring the varied fonts and low cost offered by newspapers. hobos depend on newspapers for blankets & comforters! the economy seems poised to start producing hobos at a prodigious rate, making newspapers more vital than ever! hobo: ah, dis is de life! who needs newspapers? you do! renew your subscription, or add a second one, today!
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 10 years ago
dont forget the kitties.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
and the birdies
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
and the birdies
stamps almost 10 years ago
Construceted????
PoodleGroomer almost 10 years ago
I had a second one until they cancelled the evening paper. The morning and evening paper had different comics sections and different editorial boards.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Could Richard be proselytizing for his then-empoyer? The trouble is, in every sense, shrinkage.