Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 21, 2015
January 20, 2015
January 22, 2015
Transcript:
second catalog alert obscenities winter 2002 obscenities - sinfully self-indulgent foods & material goods that joyously deplete the earth's precious resources. artisanal cheeses produced by child slave labor, rhinocerous horn toothpicks, endangered songbirds in a heavy cream sauce! yum-yum! all proceeds go to support illegit-imate & oppressive dictatorships. fred 'n' ethel's fred 'n' ethel's - ironically dowdy clothing for tiresome, aging baby boomers who cling to retro kitsch. drab, wierdly triangular dresses for her & armpit-high pants for him. be-come your parents in the worst way. nabob & satrap perpwalk power looks winter 2002 nabob & satrap - this year's catalog of executive fashion & accessories reflects the ceo's diminished status; designer eyewear that folds into a shiv, a mont blank jailhouse tattoo fountain pen & monogrammed cufflinks that complement any orange jumpsuit. haarfenspongg winter '02 haarfenspongg - offers incoherent-ly styled hand knit woolens from scandinavia. the one pictured may also be used as a front-loading baby carrier, a computer monitor cozy & a car bra.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
A must have for all!
louieglutz almost 10 years ago
is this going to continue, or are they dumping all of them at once?
harebell almost 10 years ago
Richard snitched the key to my post office mailbox.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Oh! Oh! I want of those! And one of those! And a set of those! Oh! Oh! Oh!(Hey, sometimes these are the only mail I get….)