Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 26, 2015
February 25, 2015
February 27, 2015
Transcript:
corrections for '97 by mort walker & barrett prettyman richard thompson metro because of a transmission error, the headline for a p.g. county sewer moratori-um story was not in the form of a pun. we apologize! an article concering middle-class suburbanityes being carried off by bears was just a circulation gim-mick & didn't really happen. remember larry soulsby & his pal? or marion barry & his luggage? stuff like that can only happen in bad fiction! a pure fabrication! a problem with our new presses caused pairs of razor-crease chinos to be delivered to subscribers in suitland and greenbelt. all those recipes for holiday glazed lemming just should not have been published. we shoulda known! the "judge parker" comic strip sent 300 toddlers to the hospital last week with seizures & convusions. uh-oh! because of an impish enws aide named kevin, all photos in the nov. 17th edition had saddam hussein mustaches. kevin was dealt with severely. owing to the forcible insertion of an impish news aide into our new presses, early editions for nov. 18th looked a lot like kevin. sorry! a misjudged setting on our new post delivery system caused some sub-scribers to find their pa-pers buried 10 inches in their front yard. oops!
jayat over 9 years ago
A kind of trebuchet malfunction, eh Richard?!
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Corrections for ‘97: that would be something like 18 years ago. There used to be newspapers back in them thar days, sonny! I recollect they was already declining, though. That was was about when the Gummermint confiscated all trebuchets because they was a Threat to Our National Security…. Yep. The Good Ol’ Days!
Srover over 9 years ago
Darn that Kevin!