Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 21, 2015

Workplace basics…………………….

You wanted all the booze for yourself, didn’t you, Andy?

Looks like it actually was a good thing he left the door locked….It probably would have been free beer for all,,,

You’d think that would be a job Andy wanted to keep…

I collect coins. Putting Andy to work in a pub would be like putting me to work as a coin teller.

Cue the “Finding Nemo” birds: “Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!”

If Andy actually let customers in then he would not be Andy Capp at all.

Well, He stopped being Andy Capp since Reg Smythe died.

xxx

Why would anyone give Andy a job in a pub? Of course, if they just said that they required someone with experience in a pub environment, well… Andy is a world class authority.

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Number Three’s Song of the Day:

A case of the fox guarding the hen house….

why? There would be less for me.

You left out Hagar the Horrible and Soppy Sopwell (and, as a recent reminder recently reminded me, Thirsty Thurston from “Hi and Lois”)

Apparently we have a problem……