B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 13, 2010

Start at the top and work your way down.

Priorities, man, priorities!

Good Morning, LuvH8, Grog & Dogsniff

Sure beats that place that promotes “Free Ice Water.” (Is that Wall Drug?)

One-stop shopping reaches its apotheosis…

This fits in nicely with the Zoroastrian custom of exposing a corpse to be disposed of by scavenger birds.

Now if only they could manage to fit alcohol in there somehow, to boost sales.

@ Sheik: Yes, they still do it.

It’s perfect. Get a gag to play on friend; friend gets gun and wastes you; Peter gets rid of your body by throwing into the vulture sanctuary. Peter should do a great business.

In our town, we have a church next to an undertakers. Behind the undertakers is a doctors surgery. Next to the doctors surgery is a McDonald’s.

Wow Superfrog, slightly scary! The ultimate domino effect!

Good Morning to all!!

Today’s strip is almost a perfect joke in the consise way it conveys its humor. Bravo!

I’m surprised he doesn’t sell tobacco products, too.

Good Morning, Dogsniff, Lonewolf & LuvH8!

That’s like the Veterinarian that teamed up with a taxidermist - either way you get your dog back…

Shh! don’t tell anyone this is about guns being for violence. You won’t have any space left in the comments section. And you won’t recognize anyone commenting either!

We marched in Selma for this!

You don’t have the gall to bypass Wall….Drug….S.D.

Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green Day.

pamlicorat

That was supposed to be my line!!!

Scary how folks can think (think?) along the same lines!

In Berkeley there’s a veterinary clinic that shares a back wall and parking lot with a Chinese restaurant…

Near where I live there’s a shop that advertises both knitting supplies and bicycle repair. I used to admire it because I thought there’s a guy who couldn’t decide which he wanted more so he does both. Then someone pointed out to me that the knitting supplies is part of a sign the previous owner left behind and the new owner just never got around to taking it down.

There is logic in the sign when you think about it….

Sheik Yerbouti, there’s also the Tibetan Sky Funeral (same thing).

In Bill Bryson’s book about Australia, “In A Sunburned Country”, he talks about a small town in the Outback where one store sold pet supplies in the front and hardcore porn in the back.

Hey Superfrog, mebby they had the funeral at the church, buried them, the surgen dug them up to practice and he sold the meat to Mc Donalds!

When you drive into the ‘city’ my ex lives in the first thing you see is a hardware/liquor store. They should have a mortuary next door!

Hello Lonewolf, Grog, Gweedo, Tanya, Dogsniff & Everyone!

Kinda like Sara Lee owning all those lingerie companies, huh? Somebody’s gotta make more mouths to feed. No wonder nobody doesn’t like her.

Like the logical strip mall continuity of having Jared, Victoria’s Secret, MattressFirm and Babies R Us all in a row.