Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 15, 2010
Transcript:
Petey: My mom keeps trying to sneak things into my lunch. Strange things. Unfamiliar things. Ernesto: Blue-ringed octopi? Oil-bearing shale? Higgs bosons? Petey: No. Putative food items. Look at that! It's fruit, isn't it? Ernesto: Don't ask me. I'm a strict carnivore.
margueritem over 14 years ago
An apple! GASP!
leakysqueaky712 over 14 years ago
Where does Petey get his neurosis from?
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
Carnivores Unite !
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Such a cruel world it is, Petey!
luezer over 14 years ago
The word for today is putative.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Higgs bosons are much too heavy for lunch.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I never liked fruit, either, Petey.
celeconecca over 14 years ago
When I was about 2, my parents say I tried the wax apple from the arrangement on my grandparents’ coffee table.
Gonna have to Google “higgs bosons”
celeconecca over 14 years ago
“The Higgs boson is a hypothetical massive scalar elementary particle predicted to exist by the Standard Model in particle physics.”
Them thar’s good eatin’!
Tancread Premium Member over 14 years ago
I thank god every day that my son isn’t as picky an eater as I was growing up. Thanks god.
vldazzle over 14 years ago
Petey’s frightened look at that rolling apple…;-D
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Apples are nothing but trouble!….just ask Adam and Eve….or Snow White.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Don’t eat it Petey. Put it on your teacher’s desk instead.
alfracto over 14 years ago
An apple a day keeps the Higgs Bosons away.
gillbillvolume1 over 14 years ago
Ahh Ernesto is on the Atkins diet !
okaythen over 14 years ago
My son worked on an apple farm for a couple seasons, now he won’t even look at them in the store
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
At least apples are fairly straightforward. Imagine if she’d snuck in a more complicated fruit, like a pomegranate.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
That thing reeks of alar and Petey can sense it.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
I imagine Petey could cope with an apple, provided it was peeled, cored, and sectioned beforehand.
DonVanni over 14 years ago
Be careful, Higgs bosons are GUARANTEED to make you put on weight!!
Me_Again over 14 years ago
Higgs bosons. LOL
DCStark over 13 years ago
@fritzoid; the apple slices would also need to be soaked in some lemon juice to keep them from turning brown.
Butr we won’t tell Petey about the lemon juice, or he won’t eat the apple because it is two diferent foods that have [gasp!] touched each other!
hakuop about 13 years ago
No! not an apple! anything but not an apple!
calvin.hobbes almost 5 years ago
Me too, Ernesto, me too.