To eat, or not to eat: that is the question:Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe slings and arrows of Listeria,Or to take arms against a tainted ham,And by consuing them? To die: to sleep;
I do not like it, Ham I am.I do not like it in a can.I do not like it made like Spam.I do not like it served on rye.I is not good in shepherd’s pie.I can’t think of more to say,So I will eat it anyway.
Bilan almost 10 years ago
To eat, or not to eat: that is the question:Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe slings and arrows of Listeria,Or to take arms against a tainted ham,And by consuing them? To die: to sleep;
jk123 almost 10 years ago
looks like he gave the ham a little shake and speared it with a fork
jreckard almost 10 years ago
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Digital Frog almost 10 years ago
Go ahead and eat! If he gets sick, he Suess the restaurant and gets rich!
Perkycat almost 10 years ago
Great comments from all you S & S lovers. (Shakespeare and Suess).
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I do not like it, Ham I am.I do not like it in a can.I do not like it made like Spam.I do not like it served on rye.I is not good in shepherd’s pie.I can’t think of more to say,So I will eat it anyway.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Alas, poor Hormel.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“Careful, or the dog will grab it.”“Right….Out, damned Spot.”
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
There are more chemicals in this ham, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
hippogriff almost 10 years ago
Sweet are the uses of spoiled hamWhich like the ham, ugly and venomousWears yet a precious bone in its shank.
Take or reject, As You Like It.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
What a piece of work is a ham…..