A wife pencil comes home to see his husband on the couch with a pencil sharpener with pencil shavings everywhere.
So many possible comments; so little time.
No lead left in HIS pencil.
But he is still wearing his rubber!
Wait, how is his face still there?
How could one so sharp fall into such self-destructive behavior.
Is he going to have to buy a fast, red car (or a Hummer) now to compensate?
Right on point.
No woman wants to discover this scenario….and the sharpener still has her lipstick on as bright as ever….I guess she didn’t use her….oh, let’s leave it at that.
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Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 10 years ago
So many possible comments; so little time.
dercoggins about 10 years ago
No lead left in HIS pencil.
dercoggins about 10 years ago
But he is still wearing his rubber!
pumaman about 10 years ago
Wait, how is his face still there?
P51Strega about 10 years ago
How could one so sharp fall into such self-destructive behavior.
Tandembuzz about 10 years ago
Is he going to have to buy a fast, red car (or a Hummer) now to compensate?
bgaul about 10 years ago
Right on point.
daleandkristen about 10 years ago
No woman wants to discover this scenario….and the sharpener still has her lipstick on as bright as ever….I guess she didn’t use her….oh, let’s leave it at that.