Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 25, 2015

Insert Al Gore joke here…………

KISS

…while the most accurate at the fair.

An F for effort.

Look up the ‘Doomsday clock’,1min closer to midnight,as of last week. Due to climate change. :( Peace.

Do the East of the Urals and West of the Rising Sun natives have any account for this Global Warming trend, or is it all guilt-heaped on us Americans? Words to think of; “Yurt” “Camel Dung” “Open Fires” “Open Sewers” “Yugos” “Russian ANYthings” “Peonies” “Cow Farts” “Forest Fires” “Billions of Population” “Birth Control a Cardinal Sin” and on and on.(the ‘peonies’ was just a silly diversion)Yet on ‘streaming audio’ I’m told by a sad-voiced waif for the Ad Council that I’m putting over three tons a day of something or other into the atmosphere merely by existing and I could do better by visiting some dot-org website. Guess I’m taking it all too personal.This was not a rant, just an outburst of frustration. .Don’t hide your children, for I remain your Uncle Jim, aka “ol’ sober-sides”…

You left out volcanoes and jets.

Don’t forget the approx. 1100 private jets flown to Switzerland for a ‘Global Warming’ meeting not to mention all the private limos, helos, etc. used for these ‘saviors of the world’ to have their little get-together. And then they go home and tell us ‘little people’ how to run our lives more ‘greenly’. Don’t know what the word is in other languages but in English it’s: elitist hypocrites.