Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 08, 2010

AAAAARRRRRRRR, scurvy pigeons!

And you are.

Water the bush behind you, dude!

Dont worry if the pigeon does that on your car…you just washed it …it’s gonna rain.

Your being watched by a pigeon and a dog,so not only is your newly washed car in danger so are your tires….

To days strip reminds me of the Archie comics where males do not have nipples.

This is going to be so cool. The suspense to keeping me awake at night.

Pigeon or Chick? they can be confused easily and either one could possible ruin your car…

Your car should be honored to be chosen as the altar for Bob’s rite of manhood.

Your car has the honor of being the first.

Norman, see yesterday’s toon. Poncho was the one that called it the “rite of manhood.”

“My pulse will be quickenin’ With each drop of strychnine We feed to a pigeon. It just takes a smidgin! To poison a pigeon in the park.”

Tom Lehrer

Priceless!

Technically that would be “cockhood,” but that sounds too much like wishful thinking.

Or something that would be bleeeped.

bleepin’ pigeons!