Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 10, 2015
February 09, 2015
February 11, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: That's Tahiti and his bodyguards! Rip Haywire: Kiwi?! Kiwi, are you in there? Who's in there with you? I can't risk capture, kid. We need to go. Woman: I can't go back to my village unless Tahiti Jones is dead. Rip Haywire: And I wanted a cabbage patch koosa when I was a kid, but I got an AK-47 instead! Seriously! Those things were plush and plastic nightmare fuel! Rip Haywire: They weren't creepy, they were adorable! Now, jump!
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Whosa koosa?
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
Now, JUMP!
CYGNUS X1 almost 10 years ago
So this woman is a little fruity.
dimndno almost 10 years ago
Talk about turn-about. Rip ditches Cobra and leaves the party with another girl!
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
If she’s caught, she’s dead. If she goes back to her village without Tahiti’s head on a platter, she’s dead.…Boy! Talk about pressure!