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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 13, 2015
February 12, 2015
February 14, 2015
Transcript:
PHIL THE FLORIST Brutus: I want a dozen long-stemmed red roses for Valentine's Day. Phil: Fine. That'll be sixty dollars. Brutus: Ouch! That's beyond my budget. How much would a dozen short-stemmed red roses cost? Phil: Forty dollars. Brutus: How about a dozen stems?
Barker62 about 10 years ago
My wife is a yellow rose girl.
stlmaddog5 about 10 years ago
I am so old, I can remember when a dozen roses was $9.99 plus tax.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago
Nah. Just gimme some potting soil, and let her work it out for herself.
KEStuck about 10 years ago
I’m a red rose girl myself. A single red rose.
RetFor about 10 years ago
no thanks, id rather not feel the florist.