Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 21, 2010

Lio rescued them all….

I’m sure the old hag can find a substitute for snail tongues. She can ask Heloise.

Go to WitchMart. I’m sure they have a MoonlightSpecial on the items that she needs.

Awfully embarrassing to run out of a crucial ingredient right in the middle of brewing up a big batch of whatever. Even worse when the neighbor-kid has sabotaged your pantry-stockpile!

(Good job, Lio! Stand firm!)

I hope Lio doesn’t get salty over this!

He would have rescued the bats and newts too. I think she just needs them and knew he had some. She came over to borrow a cup or two.

I guess we now know how lio keeps that nice little front flip in his hair…SNAIL SLIME!!!

Lio’s expression is priceless!

since snails got feet, they probably propagated to Lio’s house on their own

Maybe Liō was working on making a brother and just needed some frogs and puppy dog tails.

French snails? Must be escargoting?

Lio can make a friend out of any creature.

Didn’t know that Lio was with PETS

(People for the Ethical Treatment of ‘Scargot)

I knew someone with a pet snail. When she took it with her on a vacation, it had to fly in the escargo escompartment.

Save the bats! Save the snails!

Take all the eyes of Newt (Gingrich) you want!

RUN Guys ! err I mean slither quickly guys !

runar: ow. my escompliments.

You can practically hear Lio saying, “Snails? What snails?”

maybe (d)oprah will donate hers.