Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 17, 2015

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    Squizzums  over 9 years ago

    Why’s everyone so upset? She only rubs it under her eyes to reduce wrinkles…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I’ve never been in a store where the music (or Muzak) is different in different aisles.

    And if it’s the same from every speaker, why would she share any information about her presumably embarrassing location in the store?

    Not that she probably meant to…it’s just the rest of them assuming she wasn’t going to say “shampoo aisle,” because they just know she would use unmentionablely personal products..and mention them.

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    matjestaet  over 9 years ago

    Must be a New World phenomenon… I still don’t get it…..

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    John Glynn creator over 9 years ago

    Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  over 9 years ago

    Frazz was being kind to Mrs Olsen’s nearby student. Staff members must maintain the myth that teachers do not have the normal bodily functions of other living organisms. It would make us appear almost human in their eyes.

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    PunyParson  over 9 years ago

    What ever happened to Preparations A – G?

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    Rush Strong Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Is that the Ninety-Eight Cent store?

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    rgcviper  over 9 years ago

    Reminds me of a line from Dr. Evil in “Austin Powers” …

    “I have created the successor to Preparation G. I shall call it … ‘Preparation … H’.”

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    childe_of_pan  over 7 years ago

    Also, what about Compounds A – V?

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