Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 30, 2015

THAT’S NOT THE ONLY THING THAT’S GOING TO KILL YOU , TURN AROUND AND GO BACK TO WORK

I thought cartoon characters (does that make him a character actor?) had the super-ability to recover from being shot, squashed, and dropped off a canyon wall. I also thought this was a comic strip. Maybe he needs to contact the writer’s guild or AFL/CIO.

Toons only die when no one remembers them.

I don’t think she gets the point.

Get a stand in double!

It looks like he was really" stuck "in that go nowhere job !

It is only true if you believe it is true.

“MAKEUP!!!!”

I’d hate to think he might have really got hurt….

What a whiner! Think about all those unemployed cartoon characters.

His Actor’s Union provides him with a ‘toon doctor.

Mary’s hair sure is full of faces today.

Mary looks concerned. She just had the carpets cleaned and he’s bleeding all over. Nice detail in the background, like the painting, the window reflected in the lamp, the gore on the weapons…

Go outside, will ya! You’re bleeding on the sofa and carpet!