Thatababy by Paul Trap for February 14, 2015
February 13, 2015
February 15, 2015
Transcript:
dad: gak! running late again! radio: and that was the j. geils band. with an ode to valentine's day! dad: valentine's day?! no wonder she got a baby sitter and made a dinner reservation! i need a dozen roses stat!! man: sir. this is a gas station. mom: a bouquet. of lottery tickets.
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
Uh… how romantic?
kraftjeff almost 10 years ago
Remember the price of roses skyrockets as we close in on Valentines day but the price of lottery tickets never changes. Odds of winning is next to zippo.
archipelago Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It could be a rather clever idea. You can get lottery tickets that are mostly red and green, and the ‘bouquet’ will provide some entertainment value. Pretend it was a well thought out plan and not last minute desperation.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
She has a better chance of getting lucky than he will.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Aw man!
francisrossi almost 10 years ago
Almost as good as some firelighters and an, erm, “educational” magazine. Maybe some limp flowers re-purposed from a nearby graveyard if he got to the garage early enough.
luvdafuneez almost 10 years ago
Ooooo, I’d take THAT! Doesn’t go straight to the hips like chocolate…
Nancy Murphy almost 10 years ago
Valentine’s day isn’t important to guys but big with the gals so the guys are forced to get roses, etc. or they’ll end up in the doghouse.
Jon Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I’m guessing the J. Geils song was “Love Stinks”?