I once had a boss who recommended I go to an anger management seminar. But he was the source of my anger. Shortly thereafter, my source of anger was dismissed.
That was one of the worst punch lines that Cassatt & Brookings have come up with yet. Not even amusing.
How about “helping nocturnal cockroaches come out into the light to avert Roach Rage”.
Anything would have been better.
Grog - I’m reminded of the movie “The Return Of The Pink Panther” where Clouseau has so infuriated his boss, Dreyfuss, that Dreyfuss, visibly on the edge of sanity, shouts at him, “If you are not out of my office in 5 seconds, I will not be responsible for my actions!!”
Clouseau: “…5 seconds is nothing! I could easily be out of here in… Three!”
Grog: I once had a boss who recommended I get psychological counseling based on an aptitude test everyone at the company was forced to take. She even gave me the business card of her shrink. (Trying to drum up business for him?) She didn’t last long after that either.
I must have a warped sense of humor, treBsdrawkcaB, because I did find this funny. An insect psychologist has to do something practical for a living, right? So why not something this absurd?
Not the most ethical choice the bug could make, but more pleasant than dealing with most roaches I know…
*Hot Rod* over 14 years ago
That would be the HOUSTON ASTROS.
Pacejv over 14 years ago
So, Army ants are real chummy, too?
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
that’s one big bug!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
He should have that semiar for fire ants.
ninmas over 14 years ago
“all sanity is lost.”
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I once had a boss who recommended I go to an anger management seminar. But he was the source of my anger. Shortly thereafter, my source of anger was dismissed.
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
That was one of the worst punch lines that Cassatt & Brookings have come up with yet. Not even amusing.
How about “helping nocturnal cockroaches come out into the light to avert Roach Rage”.
Anything would have been better.
Grog - I’m reminded of the movie “The Return Of The Pink Panther” where Clouseau has so infuriated his boss, Dreyfuss, that Dreyfuss, visibly on the edge of sanity, shouts at him, “If you are not out of my office in 5 seconds, I will not be responsible for my actions!!” Clouseau: “…5 seconds is nothing! I could easily be out of here in… Three!”
Dreyfuss searches desperately for his gun!
JanLC over 14 years ago
Grog: I once had a boss who recommended I get psychological counseling based on an aptitude test everyone at the company was forced to take. She even gave me the business card of her shrink. (Trying to drum up business for him?) She didn’t last long after that either.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
I’ve been waiting since the 70’s. They still aren’t here yet.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
I must have a warped sense of humor, treBsdrawkcaB, because I did find this funny. An insect psychologist has to do something practical for a living, right? So why not something this absurd?
Not the most ethical choice the bug could make, but more pleasant than dealing with most roaches I know…
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Why would you want to shrink bugs? Most of them are pretty small already.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 14 years ago
We are the killer bees! Give us your nectar!