Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for February 19, 2015
February 18, 2015
February 20, 2015
Transcript:
Man: There goes the most beautiful girl in the world! Man: What hope do I have to keep her? None! Nada! Zip! Zippo! Um--- UMM--- I'm going to have to get my THESAURUS to find MORE words for "zippo"!
Argythree over 9 years ago
Why does Phil have such a heavy inferiority complex?
JayBluE over 9 years ago
(♫) “Hey! Did you happen to see the most beautiful girl…in the world?….” – -Charlie Rich
NoveltyTradingPost over 9 years ago
zilch… nada… diddlysquat…
MJ Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m glad to see that her arms grew back.
retropop over 9 years ago
Perhaps he needs some confidence and ask her to marry him!
jrankin1959 over 9 years ago
Uh, hello? Yesterday’s panel? “MY old fool?!?!?”
rondm66 over 9 years ago
Just as well. She is high maintenace anyway.
jms.blake53 over 9 years ago
Never question your blessings. Whether we deserve them or not they are still ours. Accept and commit to them.
jrankin1959 over 9 years ago
“Well, I try so hard, baby, but I just can’t see What a woman like you… is doin’ with me.” (Bruce Springsteen, “Brilliant Disguise”)
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Nil, naught.
brklnbern over 9 years ago
loner34 over 9 years ago
How about zilch and zero?
Sopranos over 9 years ago
Don’t feel bad Phil. I know exactly how you feel. I’ve had a major crush on “real” girl who I think is the most beautiful and I feel the same way you do. I’d have zero, zip, nadda and zilch chance with her too.
Paul Rider Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ummm. You know. There is much more to Fritzi than her beauty. Maybe she’ll leave him because he’s a jerk for thinking that because she is beautiful and he is just so-so she will leave him! All in all this story trajectory is just a wee bit too shallow for me.