La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 23, 2010

I’d go elsewhere for Coffee. There’s gotta be more coffee stands around - sometimes in the same city block. I like the ones with a drive up window. I think I’ve been in a ✰Bucks maybe twice in the past 5 years since I’ve moved to a city that has them.

I do not drink the fancy bleeep they call coffee. Give it to me straight.

McDonald’s is definitely on par when it comes to getting a cup of coffee quickly, and they understand the implications of having people with guns in their stores, based on the San Ysidro massacre of 84.

We have Starr (painted water) bucks in Puerto Rico. But I think where I buy Pastelillos makes a better cup (and just 2 bucks for a large).

Buy my coffee fair trade and brew it myself. It’s the best.

Now the bug is getting the right idea!