Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 12, 2015

So the Koreans have already made smellevsion behind the backs of the rest of the world?

Leaves? Leaves are a problem?

We need bigger laser beams on our trains.

Bad the clock was destroyed by an idiot who didn’t understand its potential.

How long before Dutch trains fall into the wrong hands?

Why not just blow compressed air in front of the wheels or tie a broom on the cow catcher?

Famous last words of Dutch Railways: What could go wrong?

I wonder what the Dutch will mount on their trains next; photon torpedoes, maybe, or a superlaser that can destroy an entire planet with one shot.

Here’s a superb documentary from The History Channel and it includes Su Sung’s Cosmic Engine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TzLejrJ6I8

Caution: Do not use Aromajoin when watching reruns of Dirty Jobs.

Don’t the Dutch have to worry about cattle? Why not a cow zapper?

Roll that beautiful bean footage.

So now when the Dutch version of Snidely Whiplash ties a young damsel to the railroad track, the train might do a Goldfinger on her?

Did he run the patent app past his attorney, Su Wing Yoo?