In the Sticks by Nathan Cooper for April 29, 2010

It’s for sure you won’t get sent to the Arizona Diamondbacks.

I showed up for jury duty in a 3 piece suit carrying a bag of meds. Out in 45 minutes. Also helped my sister’s a federal judge and both my parents were shrinks. Hey, I can be fair.

But your Honor, why would the police arrest an innocent man? Judge you’re lucky you picked me. I’m psychic. Where’s the nearest bar? Any good looking broads on the panel? I can tell the guilty by their beady eyes. Great! Now my boss has to pay me union scale. Does not guilty me they’re Christians. The wages of sin are death. Fry em! A bully in grade school stole my lunch money. Payback time!

Any of the above may get you out of jury duty. Or not.

My mom’s an ER nurse……… somehow that makes me biased.

Whoops.

There’s worse than the Mets & Diamond Backs. Try the Nationals. Can’t go any lower than that!

Once I was in a jury box and had a prospective older juror say., “If he wasn’t guilty, he wouldn’t be on trial.” Fastest exit I’ve seen in a long time.

My Dad was a cop, but they still let me serve.

Sheik, you are a sheep. Read the law. Only after a person has been detained for OTHER legal reasons can they be asked for ID. If you you really want to make a statement, boycott the Arizona Iced Tea makers.

http://www.gocomics.com/inthebleachers/2010/04/29/

yeah, caxphx, cops never come up with an excuse for stopping people AFTER they stop them, and they certainly don’t profile. Race has nothing to do with this law – it just coincidental that racists support it.